Thanks for everyones well-wishes when I was sick! Thank god I am starting to feel normal again!! Here are some more words of wisdom....... Don't tailgate a semi-truck , they will never go faster so it's just not worth it. When your friends guilt trip you to do something, just give in, I bet you will have fun. When your family guilt trips you to do something, don't give in, you probably won't have fun. Never object to people spending money on you, you are fabulous and should be treated as such. Compliment confident people, you would be amazed how few they get. Don't settle when you date someone, its ok at the time, but you will regret the pictures later. Unless she is a raging alcoholic or a closet pedophile, if you don't get along with your boyfriends mom, just break up. Now. Driving in a convertible without a hat is like binge drinking. It feels great, and you always have fun but you regret doing it once you see your hair. For gods sake, don't wear socks with your sandals. Only basketball players can get away with that. Mostly because they are tall and muscular and drive ferraris. Sometimes you don't win, and thats fine. But be a sore loser, never let them forget that they cheated. If there is a girl that you think is going after your man, but you aren't sure...Just slap her....you can always apologize. Zone out, nod and smile when you hear coworkers gossip. But don't take it too far, once I was visualizing Vin Diesel naked, and my head was nodding so fast I looked like a bobble-head doll. On the plus side, that girl never gossiped with me again. Trust your significant other....unless the situation involves alcohol, a party city such as New Orleans, Las Vegas or Rosarito, and any girl. The best friends are the ones who you don't have to talk to everyday. Don't act insecure...even if you are. Unless you are around your friends. No one likes insecure people, and your friends probably didn't realize you were until after they signed the contract.  Crying always works when you want to get your way. You will never regret spending money on gifts. Cut people some slack, especially anyone in the service industry. The job is hard for the little money they get, and they deal with assholes everyday....don't be one of them. Sometimes..... you just gotta be a diva. | 
